As I peeled off my yoga pants (no I did not do yoga today, they are just really comfy and make my bottom look cute), I realized that my husband and I have not been intimate in a while. I was in a good mood and decided that he has been super sweet lately and could definitely use some attention. Looking at my downstairs, I realized that my yoga pants weren't the only ones getting comfortable lately and whipped out my personal trimmer.
Lady Remmington in hand, right leg up on the edge of the tub I was getting to work on the "surgical field". While concentrating I heard a creak and felt a gust of wind on my upturned derrier. "Honey, do you know where the mesh feeder is?", my husband asks. I look up at him and then down at the very unsexy pile of spidery cast offs and realized that I was most likely not going to be getting lucky tonight.
As I turned on the water to start the actual washing part of my shower I felt another gust of wind when my four year old son pulled back the curtain to ask me where something else was. Which of course he came back two more times for other reasons.
Towards the end of my shower my one year old's adorable little head popped up over the shower curtain held by my impatient husband to remind me that my official break was no over.
Getting dressed I started to reflect on many other embarrassing, humiliating, humbling, and downright hilarious jaw dropping stories I have. Then I realized that us moms have so many wonderful stories to brighten eachother's days and that we need to share them!
So email me your stories MommyHasNoPrivacy@gmail.com and I will post them!
Also next time that baby won't stop crying, your mother in law wont leave, or your husband is being insensitive, come by for a laugh and know that you are not alone.
